Muppet Sex

Author: miz helena  /  Category: sex,

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LYRICS
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There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trashcan.
He was broke he couldnt get more than
All the other Muppets and the rest of the peeps,
Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street.
He said, I really like your swagger, and I could carry on
Cause your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn.
Im going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk
Or like Fozzie Bears jokes we should waka waka waka.
You should try it out, girl. Maybe were a match.
Just like Pinocchio therell be no strings attached.
I wanna get to know you, and girl if youre up to it,
I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus.
I got a pet worm, and you can make him grow,
Or Ill be your Super-Grover so I can save a ho,
And she said, hey Oscar, I dont mean to interrupt you,
But just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.
There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy,
And every other Wednesday night theyd get busy
More than he could put a handle on,
Cause she was wild n out like an Animal.
Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin.
And Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him
Like I know you lost interest, but we should really talk,
Cause Im one Muppet ah-ah-ah.
We got that Rainbow Connection, and honey if it suits ya,
Maybe we can make some Muppet babies in the future,
But until that day, my sex drive aint dead.
She hi-yah upside his head.
Now get in that bedroom and getbutt-naked,
Cause Im a little piggy and Ill bring home the bacon,
And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to,
Cause just cause Im a Muppet that dont mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.
The once was a Muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert,
Then one evening after work,
He said I know weve been roommates for a few years,
Sharin clothes and a bed and you never found it queer.
I aint never told you that Im a homosexual,
And Imma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables.
Youll probably find it shocking and maybe youre stunned,
But youre like my rubber duckie, cause youre the one.
You make bath-time lots of fun,
And every time I think of you, my heart goes all numb.
I think I love you Bert , and I believe youre not gay,
And if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a
Sunny day keeping the clouds away.
What do you say?
Bert turned to Ernie. He said, Ernie I wont front you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
Just cause Im a Muppet doesnt mean that I wont hump you.
And bump you, cause Muppets need love too.
Elmo tap that ass!

Duration : 0:3:33


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25 Responses to “Muppet Sex”

  1. yuichituba Says:

    So lawl.
    So lawl.

  2. tramiboa Says:

    den we can …
    den we can snuffleoffogus.
    lol

  3. trioxinlovers Says:

    i was singing this …
    i was singing this song in class today haha its just that awsome

  4. mtndewman052 Says:

    awesome!
    awesome!

  5. mtndewman052 Says:

    fucking hilarious!
    hilarious!

  6. THEReturningMaul Says:

    i love this song
    i love this song

  7. SpunkyMonSTAR Says:

    omg you just killed …
    omg you just killed my childhood.

  8. BAFIOVISION Says:

    love that song
    love that song

  9. deaddeathmetal00 Says:

    lmao awesome love …
    lmao awesome love it :D

  10. guitarhalo1213 Says:

    what do you think …
    what do you think they are doing

  11. Linerida22 Says:

    this beat go hard
    this beat go hard

  12. Leadman1989 Says:

    elmo killed it at …
    elmo killed it at the end
    best part XD

  13. Roxasman1231 Says:

    You guys should …
    You guys should really have a CD

  14. jbot300 Says:

    does it suddenly …
    does it suddenly seem slower to anyone else but me

  15. TheEntrity Says:

    you guys should be …
    you guys should be hired by celebrity’s, you’d be all other the TV :)

  16. Lukixp10 Says:

    waka waka waka :d
    waka waka waka :d

  17. AndieRockStar Says:

    ROFLMAFAO!!!!!
    ROFLMAFAO!!!!!

  18. Tokyomewmew626 Says:

    LOVE ITTT
    LOVE ITTT

  19. BeeRitt124 Says:

    My childhood. :(
    My childhood. :(

  20. FlamingCheese555 Says:

    EPIC ^_^
    EPIC ^_^

  21. TheJunkman1986 Says:

    I CANT FIND THIS …
    I CANT FIND THIS SONG FOR FREE!

  22. 95ktthomas Says:

    haha hotness.
    haha hotness.

  23. apocalypseonwheels Says:

    elmo elmo tap that …
    elmo elmo tap that hahaha

  24. Godof57 Says:

    funny shit, keep it …
    funny shit, keep it up!

  25. tahaowns Says:

    this is not funny …
    this is not funny this is gay

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