01
Jul
Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake-Love Sex Magic (Sexy Version 2009 HQ)
Posted by: miz helena / Category: sex,
In high quality and with the almighty of Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake. Very sexy! Have Fun !!!
Duration : 0:3:34
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
i love you like kings love queens
like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes).
i need you like new orleans needs a drought
like hitler’s father needed to learn to pull out
and i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof
and i love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.
cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
and love is real life minus all the stuff that makes cool
and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he’s heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.
i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy craps
i need you like a voyeur needs a branch
like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch
and i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform
and i want you like anne frank wanted
no one to read her ing diary…cause a diary’s a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she’s down.
and if we met in 10000bc i was your caveman youz my cavelady
if we got hot we’d start rubbing
if we got hungry we’d go clubbing
theres wooly mammoths but i will protect us
you’re making me devolve to a homo-erectus
and if we met in 1780
i was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady
slave…
whenever i could get away from the misses
i’ll go to your shed and then i’ll steal you kisses
but let’s be serious i’d still work you full time as a slave
theres a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socio-economic trends.
and if we met in 1941
i was a nazi youz a gypsy on teh run…..thats a little redundant
that…probably wouldnt’ve worked out.
cause love is your favorite food for every breakfest, lunch and dinner
and love is the holocaust except you dont die quick adn you dont get thinner
and love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you dont want to reduce them at all cause if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales….
without rapists whos gonna buy your whistles
love is all about whistles…
Duration : 0:4:7
My favorite scene in True Romance, and one of my favorite scenes with Gary Oldman.
Duration : 0:6:40
01
Jul
Dating & Relationship Advice : How to Kiss Your Boyfriend for the First Time
Posted by: miz helena / Category: relationship advice,
The best way to kiss a boyfriend for the first time is by letting the moment happen naturally. Discover how to avoid making a first kiss awkward with help from a psychologist in this free video on relationship advice.
Expert: Reka Morvay
Contact: www.rekamorvay.com
Bio: Reka Morvay is a psychologist that offers psychotherapy for adults, couples counseling, birth-prep classes and doula services.
Filmmaker: Paul Volniansky
Duration : 0:1:3
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*ahem* anyways, discuss discuss discuss! And feel free to give any tips of your own.
Duration : 0:7:38
01
Jul
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